Jokes: Akpos & Abortion

kate: hello
akpos: yes babe
kate: i have a problem
akpos: what's dat baby, i
hope u are not pregnant
kate: am pregnant
akpos: who is responsible?
I hope
its not me

kate: its u
akpos: (confused) so what
do u want me to do?
Kate: lets abort it
akpos: thats good. how
much will it cost
kate:30,000
akpos: dont worry carry
the baby.. when u deliver i
will kill it myself and we
wont pay any money
one word for akpos