Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Akpo Jokes: Akpos admiring his neighbour’s Wife..


Akpos has been admiring his neighbour’s
wife. The neighbour’s wife always gives him
this seductive smile whenever they greet
each other. Akpos didn’t know how to
approach the lady to tell her of his desires …



because she’s married.
So, one day the lady herself approached
Akpos alone in his apartment.
AKPOS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPOS: Is everything alright?…
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from you
(Smiling seductively).
AKPOS: Wow! Anything for the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…
just don’tknow how to say this. I’ll be so
ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no.
AKPOS: Oh my lady. you don’t have to. I am
ready to do anything for you.
LADY: You know, it’s been over 3 weeks since
my husband travelled…
AKPOS: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’saround, he has
some… (pause for a while) he has some
disabilities…
AKPOS: Oh poor you… You must have been
going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him…
AKPOS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure,I’m ready if you
are ready.
LADY: Oh thanksgoodness!that’s why I came
to you. Can you help me carry our deep
freezer from our kitchen to the next street
for repairs?

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