Nigeria's Odion Ighalo becomes England's highest goalscorer in the year 2015

Watford striker Odion Ighalo continued his unbelievable season in the Premier League on Saturday, as the 26-year-old Nigerian international opened the scoring against Aston Villa. The Super Eagles striker now has to his credit, some amazing stats. Ighalo has been directly involved in 10 of the 13 Premier League goals Watford have scored this season. That’s 77% of the goals. Moreover, Ighalo has now scored eight goals in the Premier League this season, while his tally in 2015 is awesome. Alongside Harry Kane of Tottenham , Ighalo has now scored 24 goals in the calendar year: which is the highest amount of goals of any footballer in the top four flights of English football. Wow!

Funny Photos: Dos And Don'ts For New Fathers

Look at these funny photographs of how to deal with a child. The over all rules and regulations. Try not to laugh alone.

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Jokes: See what happens when your Ex Is Your Wedding Planner (Pic)

At the point when ur ex is your wedding organizer, he/she will make u stroll in the valley of the shadow of death, he/she will trust you never stroll through it.

Real Madrid 0-4 Barcelona (Neymar and Suarez humiliate Rafa Benitez's men)

The Barca players were in full throttle as they demolished rivals Real Madrid in the first El Classico of the season at the Bernabeu. Lionel Messi was only fit enough for the Barca bench after returning from nearly two months on the sidelines with a knee injury, but Neymar and Suarez carried on their fine form with first-half strikes before Andres Iniesta and Suarez added two more after the break. This will only heap more pressure on the shoulders of Real Madrid coach Rafa Benitez.

Definition Of Wahala!

When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.

When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else…:

"They said they were going to retire me, I retired their entire nation" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan Ibrahimovic was the savior last night as the Swedes qualified for Euro 2016. The game ended in a 2-2 draw against Denmark but the swedes qualified courtesy of a 2-1 first leg win. A stunning 76th minute free-kick from the PSG striker helped send Sweden into next year's European Championships.

Jokes: Akpos and John turn on T.V

One day Akpos and John were
watching T.V when
the news came on, showing a man
standing on a
bridge about to commit suicide,
suddenly Apkos said “I’ll bet N500 that the guy won’t
jump off”,
John said I bet N500 that he will
jump.
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Kunrobi Things: Akpos starts touching his girlfriend.

Akpos starts touching his girlfriend.
Girl: "baby the bible speaks against
fornication, it
says our body is the house in which
God dwells.
Akpos starts jumping up happily, removed his
shorts,
smiling sooooooo wide.

Girl: "what are you doing & why are
you soooooo
happy?"
Akpos: "I was glad wen they said
unto me, let
us go
into the house of the Lord! So if our
body is the
house of the Lord, let's enter with joy.
Describe Akpos In one Word

Akpos Returns from Work, Enters sitting room to meet his wife..

Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:
Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?
Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.
Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. Your problem is also my problem.
Akpos: OK, we have a problem in our office.
Wife: And what is the problem, darling?
Akpos: Our secretary is pregnant for us.
Wife: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted!

Akpos got employed at a big company

A Guy Akpos got employed at a big company as a cleaner.
On his 1st day at work, he picked up a phone, dialed a number and shouts; Get me some tea, quickly!
The voice from the other side responded; You fool! You’ve dialed the wrong number. Do you know who you are talking to?.
Akpos replied; No.
The voice said; I am the CEO of this company.
Akpos shouted; Do you know who you are talking to?.
The CEO replied; No.
Akpos said; Good! And puts down the phone.
One word for Akpos.