Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

What is wrong with this Photo ? ( Ogbonaya Onu's book Version)



Do you see it? In the interim, look at President Buhari's facial expression...lol. This was at the launch of Minister of Science and Technology Ogbonaya Onu's book on Monday December seventh.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Funny answer to a very simple question.

Hilarious answer to a very simple question....

Friday, November 27, 2015

Jokes: See what happens when your Ex Is Your Wedding Planner (Pic)


At the point when ur ex is your wedding organizer, he/she will make u stroll in the valley of the shadow of death, he/she will trust you never stroll through it.

Friday, November 20, 2015

Definition Of Wahala!


When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.

When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else…:

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Jokes: Akpos and John turn on T.V


One day Akpos and John were
watching T.V when
the news came on, showing a man
standing on a
bridge about to commit suicide,
suddenly Apkos said “I’ll bet N500 that the guy won’t
jump off”,
John said I bet N500 that he will
jump.

Continue after the jump.

Monday, November 16, 2015

Akpos Returns from Work, Enters sitting room to meet his wife..


Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:
Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?
Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.
Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. Your problem is also my problem.
Akpos: OK, we have a problem in our office.
Wife: And what is the problem, darling?
Akpos: Our secretary is pregnant for us.
Wife: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted!

Friday, November 13, 2015

Jokes- Akpos' Landlord


Akpos' Landlord

was complaining that Eazy
had impregnated his
daughter. .
As Akpos over-heard the
landlord shouting, he came
out of his apartment and
asked the landlord.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Akpos' next door Neighbour...


Akpos' next door neighbour
had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears.
When they
arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family
to come over and see their
new baby.

Akpos visits a Friend


Akpos went on a visit to see his friend. As they were discussing, his friend's wife, who was present, sat opposite Akpos with her legs seductively opened. Akpos was visibly aroused. When his friend briefly entered the room, his wife said to Akpos, "do you like what you see"?

Akpos nodded.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Akpos works hard at the office


Akpos works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Akpos! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Akpos. 'He's in my bowling league. When they are seated, a waitress asks Akpos if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

Monday, November 9, 2015

A Man, Akpos visits an electronic shop.


A man named Akpos went to an
electronic shop.
He asked the shopkeeper;
What is the price of this
television?
The shopkeeper replied;
We don't sell our products
to Akpos.

Monday, October 19, 2015

AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny)

Money has different names !!! 
In church its called (offering), 
in school its (fee), 
in marriage it's called (dowry),
in divorce (alimony), 
when u owe someone its (debt ), 
when u pay the government (tax),

Ambassador Wahala As Patience Jonathan Vs. Seyi Law (Funny Video)


Here's a Hilarious Stage Performance By Ambassador Wahala From Abuja (as Patience Jonathan) and Comedian of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Seyi law.

Monday, October 12, 2015

Have you seen this stage fight between Helen Paul & Gordons at a comedy show?


This happened at AY Live in Port Harcourt . Two of the headliners, comedians Helen Paul and Gordons abused the heck out of each other on stage at the event. Helen Paul started by taking a swipe at her colleagues, I Go Dye, Gordons, Basketmouth and Ali Baba. Then Gordons came on stage and abused Helen. Helen came back on stage and blasted Gordons once more. Never seen anything like this before. Did Helen Paul go to far? Please watch after the cut and tell us what you think...

Monday, October 5, 2015

If You Don't Cherish Your Wife, Another Man Will - See This funny Video

Guys, you need to see this hilarious video. So it is really true what they say "if you don't treat your wife or partner well, another will definitely take her away from you oooooo. aaaw. Let me tell you guys, another man dey envy your wife if you know no, if you leave am pere, dey don collect am from you shap shap. Watch the video below.................. hahahahah, LMAO

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Comedy Of the Day: See Gobe, one Chance ! (Video)


Tuesday, September 1, 2015

What is wrong with this Photo ?

Caption this Photo..

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Akpos & his two drunk friends

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