Jokes: See what happens when your Ex Is Your Wedding Planner (Pic)

At the point when ur ex is your wedding organizer, he/she will make u stroll in the valley of the shadow of death, he/she will trust you never stroll through it.

Real Madrid 0-4 Barcelona (Neymar and Suarez humiliate Rafa Benitez's men)

The Barca players were in full throttle as they demolished rivals Real Madrid in the first El Classico of the season at the Bernabeu. Lionel Messi was only fit enough for the Barca bench after returning from nearly two months on the sidelines with a knee injury, but Neymar and Suarez carried on their fine form with first-half strikes before Andres Iniesta and Suarez added two more after the break. This will only heap more pressure on the shoulders of Real Madrid coach Rafa Benitez.

Definition Of Wahala!

When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.

When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else…:

"They said they were going to retire me, I retired their entire nation" - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan Ibrahimovic was the savior last night as the Swedes qualified for Euro 2016. The game ended in a 2-2 draw against Denmark but the swedes qualified courtesy of a 2-1 first leg win. A stunning 76th minute free-kick from the PSG striker helped send Sweden into next year's European Championships.

Jokes: Akpos and John turn on T.V

One day Akpos and John were
watching T.V when
the news came on, showing a man
standing on a
bridge about to commit suicide,
suddenly Apkos said “I’ll bet N500 that the guy won’t
jump off”,
John said I bet N500 that he will
jump.
Continue after the jump.

Kunrobi Things: Akpos starts touching his girlfriend.

Akpos starts touching his girlfriend.
Girl: "baby the bible speaks against
fornication, it
says our body is the house in which
God dwells.
Akpos starts jumping up happily, removed his
shorts,
smiling sooooooo wide.

Girl: "what are you doing & why are
you soooooo
happy?"
Akpos: "I was glad wen they said
unto me, let
us go
into the house of the Lord! So if our
body is the
house of the Lord, let's enter with joy.
Describe Akpos In one Word

Akpos Returns from Work, Enters sitting room to meet his wife..

Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:
Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?
Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.
Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. Your problem is also my problem.
Akpos: OK, we have a problem in our office.
Wife: And what is the problem, darling?
Akpos: Our secretary is pregnant for us.
Wife: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted!

Akpos got employed at a big company

A Guy Akpos got employed at a big company as a cleaner.
On his 1st day at work, he picked up a phone, dialed a number and shouts; Get me some tea, quickly!
The voice from the other side responded; You fool! You’ve dialed the wrong number. Do you know who you are talking to?.
Akpos replied; No.
The voice said; I am the CEO of this company.
Akpos shouted; Do you know who you are talking to?.
The CEO replied; No.
Akpos said; Good! And puts down the phone.
One word for Akpos.

World cup qualifier ends in a draw: Swaziland 0 - 0 Nigeria (Highlight )

The Super Eagles regardless of getting a charge out of larger part of ball possession in the game left away with only a point in a World Cup qualifier match. The match with Swaziland ended in a draw. Watch highlights bellow..

Jokes- Akpos' Landlord

Akpos' Landlord
was complaining that Eazy
had impregnated his
daughter. .
As Akpos over-heard the
landlord shouting, he came
out of his apartment and
asked the landlord.